So.. Valentine’s Day this year was spent in SF with hundreds of other people at the square engaging in a massive MASSIVE PILLOW FIGHT. And seriously, this is the first HARDCORE SERIOUS PILLOW FIGHT I HAVE BEEN IN MY LIFE. Hundreds, of people, okay? HUNDREDS. OMGED. When the clock struck 6pm it was LIKE WORLD WAR FOUR OR SOMETHING. WAR ERUPTED IN THE SQUARE. And everyone, armed with their pillows, just started whacking at anyone and everyone in their way! IF YOU DIDN’T MOVE, YOU WOULD DEFINITELY DIE THERE. There was pushing and shoving – it felt like a human mosh pit you couldn’t even control your direction unless you shoved back – and HEAT (sucks to be short in this country like I said before) and lack of fresh air – but despite all the odds, IT WAS WAR. AND I WAS SOME DAMN GOOD SOLDIER. IT WAS UNREAL AND BEYOND FUN.

Waiting for the clock to strike 6…

AND GO! After taking this photo I dived into the madness.

Shamil was my wingman (as usual hurhur) so he was looking out for me to make sure I didn’t like disappear under the heaps of people and pillows.. and we were looking for the rest of the Ihouse people and we found them slowly along the way. We found Sarah first!
Anyway I maintain that after this photo I look like CRAP IN EVERY OTHER PHOTO and that is because I was engaged in all out war man.. and well, in war, everyone looks like crap.

RANDOM AMERICAN PHOTO CRASHERS that we do not know. Hurhur.

And so began the ASCENT OF THE FEATHERS. This is the part where you know you’ve been really whacking hard.


There was this dude holding the sign “SAVE THE GEESE! DON’T KILL FOR PILLOWS!” and he was just standing there with the sign in one hand, and a can of beer in the other.

AFTER DARK. ITS SNOWING.

Because we went to get pillows really late, cheap pillows were all sold out and I REFUSED to pay so much money for a pillow for it to be destroyed. SO I went to the dollar store and got my SMALL PURPLE PILLOW! And I FOUND FELLOW PURPLE PILLOW FIGHTERS! I am awesome. My pillow also drew alot of comments from random people – “Thats NOT a pillow!” “That’s the smallest pillow I’ve ever seen!” – but HEY, IN WAR, WEAPONS ARE SECONDARY, ITS ALL ABOUT SKILL.

And we found MORE IHOUSE PEOPLE! Anders and Ulf!


This was SO FUNNY. Randomly this bunch of people holding the UN flag and dressed in all the weird SELF-MADE UN GEAR came marching round the side and the guy had a loudspeaker and was like “We are the UN peacekeeping force.. please let us through..” HAHAHAHAHAA SO FUNNY for a split second I was so confused and then suddenly someone was like “SCREW THE UN!!” and a hoarde of people descended upon the guy with pillows. HAHAHAHA. Not in a malicious I WANA KILL YOU WAY but in a funny way. SO FUNNY.

More Ihouse people! Michael and Erik (WHO IS EVERYWHERE I TOLD YOU). And Truls is lurking the corner I do not know why.

This was when the Ihouse people started attacking Erik. HAHA. There was a Stanford vs Cal game that day, and Erik was like, hey! we should look for people from standford and beat them up! And then suddenly Michael was like, WHAT YOU’RE FROM STANFORD!? HAHAHA and oh hoho that was the end of Erik. But he’s still everywhere.

Featherssss! So pretty. But after what Truls told me about how they pluck feathers off geese in Norway I don’t think I’m going to buy a feathered pillow for a long time.

A small part of the aftermath.
TONS of funny things happened while we were there. There was this dude who was holding A MOP!??! in the middle of the fight, and he was like defend the mop! DEFEND THE MOP! And there were tons of people wearing weirdass head gear and HELMETS (there was even one motorcycle helmet) and GOGGLES HAHAHAHA and Shamil kept going GET THE GUY WITH THE GOGGLES THE GUY WITH THE GOGGLES!! SO funny. And suddenly out of nowhere random music started playing and it was really fun cos it was almost like a concert HAHA but then the music kept moving to different places (someone’s bike I think).
IT WAS AN AWESOME EXPERIENCE, hands down.
After the pillow fight, GREATER THINGS HAPPENED.
After dinner, ROCHELLE FLORES CALLED ME COS SHE WAS IN SAN FRANCISCO WITH HER FRIEND IN A CAR so they came to pick me up from Union Square IN A SWANKY BLACK CONVERTIBLE and I was like OMGED this is the first time I’m in a SWANKY BLACK CONVERTIBLE and we drove around San Fran up and down VERTICAL HILLS (not kidding. It was VERTIKAL AS VERTIKAL CAN BE. SO SCARY AND SO AWESOME). The entire time it was just me and Rochelle chitter chattering to each other in NANYANG BAND LANGUAGE and they fed me leftover DIM SUM so now my life is well lived and talked about EVERYTHING and laughed about EVERYTHING and the quote of the night was, “THIS IS SINGAPORE RIGHT HERE” uh huh uh huh. Love it. Then they drove me all the way back to Berkeley (awww) and came to visit the Ihouse and my room like some suakuzz and then they drove off into the sunset (okay not quite). ROCHELLE FLORES I MUST VISIT YOU SOON IN THE O.C!
I live for the weekends, srsly.
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